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A father decided his small son was a little funny. He took the boy to psychiatrist who asked the boy a few questions.
“How many wheels does an auto have?”
“Four.”
“What is it a cow has four of that a woman has two of?”
“Legs.”
“What does your father have that your mother likes most?”
“Money.”
The psychiatrist turned to the father and said, “This boy is smart.” The father said, “I guess so. I missed the last questions myself.”
아버지는 아들이 좀 이상하다는 생각이 들었다. 정신과로 데리고 갔다. 의사는 녀석에게 이것저것 물었다.
“자동차엔 바퀴가 몇이지?”
“넷요.”
“암소에겐 넷이 있고 여자에겐 둘 있는 건?”
“다리요.”
“아빠가 가진 것 중에서 엄마가 제일 좋아하는 건?” “돈요.”
의사는 아버지를 보고 말했다. “녀석 똑똑하네요.” “그런가보네요. 마지막 두 문제는 나도 틀렸지 뭡니까
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